have you ever
February 09, 2006
have you ever woken up one morning to find the crease of one of your eyes was different? i have had a lazy pirate eye for almost a week.
have you ever thought of something and immediately chuckled wildly while in the middle of rush hour traffic? sometimes people in passing vehicles look at me oddly.
have you ever had a down comforter where all of the down filling piled in the corners?
have you ever wondered why chuck norris is making a "comeback?" it is because the chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
have you ever had a customer try to pick you up over the phone? he later sent and email: "SO tell me anbout yourself what do you enjoy doing, how old you are, kids...." kids?
have you ever somehow managed to damage a part of anything you borrowed from family members? i have to add mp3 player to that list. my bad, dude.
have you ever required the short use of canned air and ended up dusting everything in sight?
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