stupid human tricks, no. 17

November 13, 2005

today in the wal-mart parking lot of all places i witnessed a man push a shopping cart out of the way of a parking space with his front bumper until it hit the vehicle in front of him. he then finally got out of his car to move the cart over just a smidgen more, which ended up rolling into a silver mini-van, so he could move his car up into the space by an extra foot. as he moved his car forward that time it hit the cart and sent it rolling into the van once again.

all i wanted to do the whole time was punch this guy in the neck. better yet, take a newspaper to him. whack no. whack No.

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1. wes said:

you should have waited and told the owner of the van who did it. this is how my car was dented the first month i bought it. remember, people are assholes, the majority at least...

11.13.05, 10:41 AM

2. teeves said:

i didn't notice any real damage. i just thought it was a dick move.

11.13.05, 04:58 PM

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