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October 25, 2005

forbidden vegetable

i've long been an admirer of dpchallenge because, just like everyone else, i wouldn't mind being a semi-professional photographer. alas, i have no photography skills although i often think of toting my camera around to capture certain shots. i never carry it with me because i don't want to appear ridiculous, but sometimes i kick myself in the ass when i see someone performing an act of anti-darwinism (i.e. doing something stupid that undermines the principle of "survival of the fittest") that should be captured and documented before a bus hits them.

...wouldn't it be amusing if there were buses stashed away somewhere with someone's name, date of death, and degree of stupidity written in a log that's kept on each bus so when the final day arrives, BAM, it flattens the next in line? it's quick and easy, and the victims can say they saw lights at the end of a long tunnel. little do they know those are headlights from the darwin-express, baby. i'm licensed to operate buses and free for hire. where do i sign up?

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