sunday, october 1, 2005?
April 26, 2005
i'm currently making updates to a website for a pseudo-freelance client (long and boring story, minus the long part) for which there's a registration form for an event. the dates of the event are plastered all over the website and for some mystical reason i decided to check to make sure if the dates were correct. booyah, my wall calendar showed me that the dates listed were off by one day, so i emailed said client to inform her that a correction needed to be made before the official launch of her site. she emailed me back and said that the dates listed were, in fact, correct, and that i should stop stop licking the asses of the toads i find in my backyard (minus the toads part).
i doubled-checked my wall calendar with my computer's calendar and what did i find? the damn thing was misprinted. WHO MISPRINTS THE MONTH OF OCTOBER? what if i had a surgery scheduled to remove a third nipple on saturday, october 14? wait, oh yeah—october 14 doesn't land on a saturday! damn you, city of college station utilities department, for eagerly giving away free calendars made by stoned chimps with no opposable thumbs! i will unleash my wrath upon you on tuesday, october 1. the amusing thing is you will never actually know the correct day on which i shall strike my vengeance, as long as it falls sometime within the month of october.
[authors's note: please don't send the police to my home, lovely city of college station utilities department. i was... kidding. i have four nipples.]
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